2. Why it is so difficult to find an electrical outlet in an airport.
3. Passengers’ confusion as to how to open the lavatory door.
5. Why the hotel front desk placed the family with 10 (ok so maybe 2 but it sounds like 10) screaming children in the room next to yours.
7. Timezones (we just know they are a bitch)
8. Why it matters what we flying over right now. The departure was Hawaii and the arrival is Los Angeles— Please…take a WILD guess.
9. Bad Hair Days
10. That after being RIDICULOUSLY, uncharacteristically rude, you think you will get your way.
12. Barefoot in the bathroom.